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By: The Chem Blog »

The Chem Blog » — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:14:29 +0000

[...] Woowoo 53 Envy, Envy, A Biblical Scoundral [...] [...]

By: Envy

Envy — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:33:29 +0000

Dean Toste advise the less productive chemists to first learn chemistry before mixing chemicals.

By: Envy

Envy — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:26:38 +0000

Dean Toste shows synthesis is too easy and Synthetic Organic Chemistry is no longer a genuine research field.

Dean Toste shows the bigshots Woodward, Corey, Trost, KCN are great only because their peers were mediocre and/or because of nexus with peers.

Dean Toste shows if one understand already known chemistry any molecule can be synthesized, the duration for it only depend on the intrinsic time required for various reactions/manipulations.

Dean Toste shows accademic research funding must be stopped on targeted organic synthesis.

Dean Toste shows the time has arrived …

By: A Biblical Scoundral

A Biblical Scoundral — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:43:01 +0000

You trippin now b.

By: Tim R

Tim R — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:00:42 +0000

Dean Toste doesn’t even write his papers, they write themselves while he is sleeping. They get accepted over breakfast.

By: TJ

TJ — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:27:43 +0000

Not only does Dean Toste walk on water, he walks on ether too.

By: Tim R

Tim R — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 14:38:53 +0000

For Dean Toste’s PhD thesis, he just stapled his JACS papers together. It was the longest thesis ever submitted at stanford..

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 14:22:03 +0000

Dean Toste doesn’t measure specific heat in a DSC he measures it with his tounge!

By: Tim R

Tim R — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:59:01 +0000

Dean Toste has so many papers already written, that if he were to submit them all we would be out of rainforest

By: AA

AA — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:05:05 +0000

Dean Toste performs elemental analysis by eating his sample, and counting the individual atoms in his farts.

Dean Toste referees his own papers, and still manages to stay anonymous.

Dean Toste’s goatee has more publications than you.

Dean Toste is in perfect health. He attributes this to the solid LiAlH4 supplements he takes as an antioxidant (inspired by Dave M)

Most people think Dean Toste graduate from U of T with a Master’s in Chemistry. In fact, it was the degree of Master of the Universe. Dean then rode a gigantic tiger to Stanford to do battle with Trost.