What are you doing for your local economy?  A few years ago, a gentleman scientist was busted at Eli Lilly for making enantiomerically pure methamphetamine and selling it to drug dealers around Indianapolis.  Police became suspicious when it was discovered that the meth was of unusually high quality.  Business as usual for Big Pharma.  Said gentleman scientist was fired and prosecuted.  Tough love, I guess.  Recently a graduate student from some University of California School (Merced or something) was busted for attempting to make methamphetamine.  In principle, he could have synthesized 9 kilos but, for some reason, no traces of methamphetamine were found.  This could lead some to speculate that he was a shitty chemist and obviously not ready for a job at big pharma.  Or you shouldn’t go to Merced for your graduate education…

I’m rather rabidly anti-meth, which is a significant outlier in my usually consistent social libertarian view of most drugs.  Meth, crack and heroin, on the other hand, are my nemesis and all of them have sultry stories not totally invented by the DEA to scare children.  I almost feel compelled to qualify my position on that, but I do not see it as very necessary for the same reason I do not need to qualify my position on “stabbing yourself in the penis with a pencil is a sign of mental disease.” Somethings are too obvious.

Which brings me to today’s news.  The Dow dropped below 10,000 for the first time since 2002.  Whoa.  Yet there are very few jumpers these days?  It’s easy to jump when you have your golden parachute.  Which makes taking a part of the 700 billion unpossibly difficult for CEOs.  This has forced the hand of some states to venture into other highly liquid capital markets.  Good on Michigan, I say.  Marijuana trade keeps cash flowing and growing it within the state means less of it goes to those damn Canadian pot heads and stays within the Wolverine state.

Here is a random picture of a meth user:

I’m sorry for the effusiveness of my position on Meth.  I’m maybe a little less sorry this post seems like it was written on it.  But, to leave you TOTALLY guessing, here’s a random fucking POP QUIZ, BITCH!

For most 2D NMR experiments you want the sample spinning to be turned off.

  • Uhhh... duh. True. (57%, 214 Votes)
  • No. Turn the spinning off. (43%, 162 Votes)

Total Voters: 376

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