Ho hum… what a relaxing break. I don’t remember the last time I stayed away from lab that long… it’s refreshing.

Now I have to motivate myself to start doing things. I found a reaction that I left going over the break and have decided to work it up – sort of a warm up for real chemistry. I figure a little column chromatography and some basic extractions will put me back in the mood for chemistry.

As you know I’m an enormous nerd, so when Mrs. Finchsigmate delivered my totally awesome Hanukkah/Saturnalia gift (we are a mixed household) of a 37 gallon fish tank (with an Eclipse hood!) I just had to run to the fish store and purchase all sorts of various chemicals with which to dump into the toxic waste water that oozes from my tap to make it reasonably safe for little fishies. The first thing I purchased was something called Tap Water Conditioner from Aquarium Pharmaceuticals. The shit is supposed to reduce the amount of “toxins” in your tap water, which I suspected to mean heavy metals and chlorine. Removing heavy metals is easy, what with the advent of EDTA According to the product’s MSDS that is in there. What I didn’t know is how you remove chlorine from tap water… NOW I DO!

Sodium thiosulfate is the other chemical in this precious fluid of fish love, a compound which I’ve used in the lab for a number of unrelated purposes. Chloramine and Hypochlorous acid are essentially the result of dissolved chlorine in water (chloramine obviously requires the presence of ammonia, not altogether hard to pickup in groundwater. Indeed, chloramine is ADDED to water now because it is more “environmentally friendly” than chlorinating the water. Chlorinating the water can cause the formation of chlorinated hydrocarbons – stuff like chloroform and carbon tet. Bad stuff.) Hypochlorous acid is eliminated when water sits around for a while (interestingly enough, distillation does not eliminate chlorine from water, it moves right with the water vapor. The only way to remove it is to chemically treat it or just let it sit in the open). My best guess is the elimination of Hypochlorous acid occurs after deprotonation with sodium thiosulfate to make the mostly decent oxidant Sodium hypochlorite. This oxidant will thus go on to oxidize thiosulfate into Tetrathionate and turning the hypochlorite salt into salt (NaCl) water.

Chloramine isn’t so easy to get rid of. The corresponding reaction to remove chloramine isn’t so clear to me. I can’t think of many things that would favor oxidation of nitrogenous compounds in a plastic bucket of water with sulfur. My best guess is that it doesn’t actually do anything to the chloramine itself but, rather, relies on the equilibrium between chloramine and hypochlorous acid and ammonia (which I can’t imagine to be a very fast process… but I know nothing, really. ) :

NH3 + HOCl ↔ NH2Cl + H2O

I found this reaction on the internet, but I’m pretty sure it’s complete bullshit:

S2O32- + 4NH2Cl + 5H2O 2SO42- + 2H+ + 4HCl + 4NH3

I doubt that thiosulfate is strong enough to oxidize chloramine and I’ll bet it goes through the thiosulfate decomposition product, sulfite. That website gives alternate possibilities. No matter what you do, I can only see this reaction liberating ammonia into the water, something little fishies aren’t too fond of either.

I had to purchase new fish to help cycle the tank, so I went to Petco and obtained five feeder goldfish named after my second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth favorite chemists (in no order, actually):

Name Status
deadgoldfish.GIFDanishefsky Dead
deadgoldfish.GIFTrauner Dead
goldfish.gifWhitesides Sickly
deadgoldfish.GIFDanheiser Dead
goldfish.gifStoddart Healthy!

Well… naming my fish after awesome chemists didn’t seem to impart awesome luck on them. Sir Fraser is the only one that is clearly doing well. *sigh*