One of my favorite cultural tales is that of the Japanese Matchlock rifle. Back in the olden days, when it was still stylish for people to fight each other with large knives, the gun industry was little more than a glimmer in the eyes of future European entrepreneurs, but that rapidly changed as black powder and advances in metallurgy occurred in Europe. The marriage of a love of intricate projectile machinery as well as long-distance killing yielded one of the most effective weapon the world had seen: the rifle, specifically the operational matchlock rifle. Men were trading in their giant knives for these puppies to test out on the battlefield to great effect. Ahhh… slaughter became so easy (but, sadly, less personal.)

In any regard, our friends the Portuguese introduced the matchlock rifle into Japan in 1543. While the wheellock, snaplock, snaphance, miquelet and flintlock were all being invented and/or discarded as obsolete, the Japanese improved upon the matchlock but never fundamentally changed the design. Always improving but never innovating new.

What brings upon this anecdotal racism? Nature. Specifically this graph:honestenglish.PNG

And even specificlier, this quote from the article:

However, two of these countries, China and Japan, have estimated duplication rates that are roughly twice that expected for the number of publications they contribute to Medline. Perhaps the complexity of translation between different scripts, differences in ethics training and cultural norms contribute to elevated duplication rates in these two countries.

Hmmm… either they suck at translating or they have depraved cultures. Yikes! Not very flattering choices. Strange that the best three nations all speak English. Researcher bias? They are from Texas, which means they probably speak some kind of pigeon English (don’t shoot me, please). But the stereotype regarding Asian creativity nonetheless exists. I’ve overheard prominent researchers quip that, while they have the manpower we’ll always lead in innovation. A comment irritating enough to lead me to vocally correct them in front of others. That being said, I can’t rightly explain it. I’m quite certain, however, tenure decisions based upon quantity of publications, funding levels and, yes, the context of what makes one article ‘different’ from another may be different in different cultures. But I can’t think anyone would call the Japanese ethically flawed. (at least not on this side of the Pacific.)

Look, I duplicated Derek’s shit.