Jim Tour is not my favorite punching bag. That honor belongs squarely to E.J. Corey, inventor of the Woodward-Hoffman rules. Tour’s unbelievably peculiar and public beliefs aside, (I could add comical, but that might be mean) I enjoy reading the work he produces and find some of his shit somewhat fascinating. I’ve been lambasted for supporting the man before (even though I mock him so?) but, like Tour, I preemptively forgive you for being such an ignant douche bag.

Ahem. We all remember the Nanocar, an invention so amazing it has its own Wikipedia article. The problem with said Nanocar is that the propulsion isn’t cool enough. So, in keeping with his kitschy nomenclature, the new Nanoworm, as you can imagine, slinks along like a worm. Unlike previous nanocars powered with Synthetic molecular motors this guy uses an azobenzene derivatives to push it around. James Tour’s latest Org. Lett (DOI:10.1021/ol703027h) details why this is good from the standpoint of being able to use light to propel your nanocar, and it has something to do with the benefit of being able to use fullerene wheels as well as carborane wheels. So, you have to sets of tires. In case, you know, there’s snow on your Au(111) and you don’t want to be slipping all over the place. errr… ’cause fullerenes are the snow tires of the nanoworld.

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While I don’t know off the top of my head why you need two different types of wheels for your nanocar, it’s gratifying to know that you can have both (though fullerene technology still sucks, according to the text). So, how does this bad boy work? Well… as you can see the azobenzene does a rotation cis/trans isomerization which pulls one end of the car forward and then pushes the other backwards. At least in theory.

There is no evidence that the car moves forward on any surfaces. It could just shrink and expand, which would be interesting in its own right. Also, as mentioned in the paper, fullerene wheels still suck, which means the best wheels are still carboranes. So, I guess it’s still closed circuit racing for these puppies.